I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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