So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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