So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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