Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
