I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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