Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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