Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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