He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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