it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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