ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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