the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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