To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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