you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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