I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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