similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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