I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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