I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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