I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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