i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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