yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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