If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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