This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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