you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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