Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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