Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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