my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
In America we eat man semen.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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