Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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