I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
