Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
