Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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