I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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