he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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