It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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