So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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