I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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