do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
