His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My dad just said "fuck circus"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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