Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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