Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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