White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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