He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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