He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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