and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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