Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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