ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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