I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
