just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You did what with his pubic hair?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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