Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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