you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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