Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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