just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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