Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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